Cameron Diaz is only a few short years younger than I am, and yet she is light years hotter than I could ever hope to be. She is blessed with good genes. She exercises passionately. She has a great, positive attitude to life and I really believe she is a great all-round good egg.
In her recent UK Cosmopolitan shoot she looked amazing - although I always personally prefer her in the jeans look to the leotard look. You know.
But really I must also chat about this latest shorts romper look that she bust out for the MTV Awards on the weekend. We have had a chat before about the "just because you can, doesn't mean you should" approach to very short shorts. And I think that this applies in double to a romper-shorts ensemble, which is essentially a young girl's game.
Aside from age-appropriate dressing, we all know that Cammy has AMAZING gams, right? But even so, there is flattering design and then there is short-for-the-sake-of-it short. No shorts should sit with a horizontal line across the most fleshy part of the inner thigh. That's just wrong diddly wrong. Another inch or so longer (which, let's face it, is still super-short) would have been much better. Rachel Zoe - you should really know better than this. This is a basic styling exercise! And avoids that nasty crotch-creep. Just saying.
And yet, still this would fall dangerously close to lining up in the Sharon Stone Express queue. I have a caution out on you, Cammy. Let's do better. Those gorgeous tightly-fitted frocks are just more awesome.