Yesterday both Princess Beatrice and Pippa Middleton made public appearances. On an average day, you would be pretty sure that putting your money on Pippa would be a sure thing in a style-off. Not yesterday.
While Princess Bea looked amazing in a Roksanda Ilincic dress with contrast cuffs and co-ordinating Nicholas Kirkwood shoes, Pipps let us down.
Pippa, attending the Wimbledon tennis champs with her bro James, looked unforgivably dowdy and dumpy.
That squared-off jacket with the a-line skirt is bad proportionally. When combined with that heavy wedge shoe, it is just ridiculous. She looks like she has dressed up in her nan's clothes. Goodness me. Is she trying to look more demure or something? What the hell. Please will someone have a word? Thanks awfully.